Friday, October 26, 2007

Old Age

Two elderly people living in Trailer Estates, he was a Widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years.


One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. The two were at the same table; across from one another as the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage to ask her, “Will you marry me?"


After about six seconds of ' careful consideration’, she answered "Yes. Yes, I will. "


The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places.


Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?" He couldn't remember. Try as he might, he just could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her.


First, he explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"


He was delighted to hear her say, "Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I Meant it with all my heart.” Then she continued, "I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me."

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Cute Drawing's








Some Rules cann't be followed

A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office.

"What is your name?" was the first thing she asked the new guy.

"John," the new guy replied.

She scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.

I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones, Baker ...that's all.

I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed, "Darling............ My name is John Darling."

" Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . . "

Sunday, October 7, 2007