Showing posts with label Doctor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Doctor. Show all posts

Friday, May 9, 2008

Zip It UP

A patient with severe stomach ache went to doctor who advised operation and removal of Appendix. Operation over and discharged.

Pain reappeared. After examining him doctor said “During the operation, a scissors has been left in the stomach. We will remove it".

After getting discharged, once again there was severe pain in the abdomen. Patient became furious. Doctor after examining said in an apologetical tone, "Sorry Sir, there was a mistake. A scalpel is inside the abdomen. It has to be removed. The operation will be done at our cost."

Patient agreed. Operation was successful. After removing the scalpel, the doctors were about to suture the wound. At that time, anesthetic effect had gone and patient became conscious. He told "Don’t suture the wound. Instead put a Zip so that I myself can take out anything left inside!”

Thursday, August 9, 2007

11 Things u dont want to hear during surgery

1. ''Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.''

2. ''Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.''


3. ''Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness''


4. ''Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!''


5. ''Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?''


6. ''Hand me that... uh... that uh... ..thingie.''


7. ''Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.''


8. ''Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?''


9. ''Damn, there go the lights again... .''


10. ''Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them.''


11. ''What do you mean you want a divorce?''