Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool
- You can stare at any Girl
- You don't have to spend money on her
- You won't get boring result in your board papers
- No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing
- If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u
- Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy
- This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring
- You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u
- Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according
- You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life
- You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for your date to arrive at some weird shop place
- You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them
- You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports
- You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less
- You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her
- You won’t have to fight over having a 'special' friend with your folks
- No nonstop nonsense
- You wont have drown in the pool of her tears
- No tension
- You can be "yourself"
- You won’t have to hide your telephone bills
