You're Not a Kid Anymore When...
- You enjoy watching the news.
- The phone rings and you hope its not for you.
- The only reason you're still awake at 4 am is indigestion.
- People ask what color your hair USED to be.
- You're proud of your lawn mower.
- You start singing along with the elevator music.
- Your car has four doors.
- You've owned clothes so long that they've come back into style --TWICE.
- 8 AM is your idea of "sleeping in".
- You write thank you notes without being told.
- You start Christmas shopping in August.
- You don't like to drive after dark.
- You say the words "Turn that music down!"
- You point out what buildings used to be where.
- You can't remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch television.
