Y chocolate is better then sex

Here is a list with 26 reasons for you to prefer the chocolate then sex. To eat chocolate is 4 times better then to kiss:

1. The chocolate satisfies when critical exactly.
2. You can eat chocolate in the car, without being interrupted by the guard.
3. You can eat chocolate in the front of your mother.
4. If you to bite it with force, the chocolate do not cry out and she does not complain.
5. Two people, of the same sex can eat chocolate without being called by ugly names.
6. Chocolate does not complain if you eat it very fast.
7. You can ask for chocolate to somebody without taking him covering the face.
8. Chocolate smears, but it does not leave one with mourning.
9. You do not need to lie for the chocolate.
10. The chocolate does not bind if you are virgin or not.
11. You can eat chocolate without caring of menstrual cycle.
12. You can eat chocolate in any day of the week.
13. A good chocolate is easy to find.
14. You never thought , whether it is very young or very old to eat chocolate.
15. When you eat chocolate, the neighbors do not hear.
16. The size of the chocolate does not matter, only what matters is the pleasure that it provides.
17. The chocolate smells well.
18. It is neither difficult nor aches, to eat chocolate for the first time.
19. You can take the chocolate in the stock market, pocket and even though in that hip-pocket that you use.
20. You can eat chocolate to the will, that never goes to engraver.
21. Chocolate does not transmit illnesses.
22. You do not need to use condom to eat chocolate.
23. If your son comes to eat chocolate, does not make you ask contradictory questions.
24. Nobody finishes marriage due to chocolate.
25. You need not to wait for one hour almost to eat another one.
26. The chocolate will not feel you guilty when you speak about the wonderful chocolate that you have eaten in Lawn.