15 Laws for Women to Live by
Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.
Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
Don’t imagine you can change a man - unless he’s in diapers.
Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks.
If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.
Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
Never let your man’s mind wander - it’s too little to be out alone.
Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes; it means that you laugh at his.
Sadly, all men are created equal.
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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
Women don’t make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.