- Neighbors take up collection to buy you a vasectomy.
- Locals refer to you as "That couple that's always doin' it!"
- When your kid says, "I Love You', you say, And you are?"
- A 'Gap For Kids' just opened in your living room.
- Family wiffle ball game has larger attendance than Devil Rays games.
- You're spending $7.3 million a year in allowance.
- Any movie you take kids to instantly becomes number one film in the country.
- Kids sleep in bunk beds, sit on bunk sofas.