Friday, August 10, 2007

You're Not a Kid Anymore When...

You're Not a Kid Anymore When...

  1. You enjoy watching the news.

  1. The phone rings and you hope its not for you.

  1. The only reason you're still awake at 4 am is indigestion.

  1. People ask what color your hair USED to be.

  1. You're proud of your lawn mower.

  1. You start singing along with the elevator music.

  1. Your car has four doors.

  1. You've owned clothes so long that they've come back into style --TWICE.

  1. 8 AM is your idea of "sleeping in".

  1. You write thank you notes without being told.

  1. You start Christmas shopping in August.

  1. You don't like to drive after dark.

  1. You say the words "Turn that music down!"

  1. You point out what buildings used to be where.

  1. You can't remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch television.